Yesterday, 2:38pm, I met Jeff English. Our relationship lasted about 8 minutes. He was the most inspiring Guinness drinking man I have ever met. This is what Jeff English taught me:
– Go to Australia
– Go diving, between 30 and 60 ft only
– Travel, again, to Australia
– I have it going on
Thanks Jeff English. You were the nicest restaurant equipment salesmen I have ever met. I mean that.